Bust out the beer straws people!!
Today, a new dawn is upon us. No longer shall we apologetically hide bottle openers on our key chains, the sharp-edged contraptions free to scratch the artisan crazy straw cases in our pockets.
Through some sort of divine mercy, this BottleBop Bottle Cap Punch was forged upon this earth, where it will empower all of man and womankind to drill right through a bottle cap rather than attempting its removal, creating a straw hole—nay, a straw cave—through which one can mine the finest alcoholic nectars with the craziest of straws available in their region.
You may be asking, "But what of the tiny disk of metal that will likely fall into my drink?" And to that we can only say, blasphemy. $21
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Finally, A Hole Punch for Beer
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